Wednesday, March 19, 2008

11 Excellent Email Subjects Lines in my Spam Folder

I haven't made any of these up.  But I did leave some of the funniest out, because my grandmother reads this blog.

1.  Scarlett Johansson loves men with huge equipment - do you measure up?
2.  Big your piano, be a real man
3.  Hey.  Is big ptenis (sic) better?
4.  Never be laughed at again - prove them all wrong
5.  BodypartLarge - scaleDorothea     (?)
6.  Make the bulge in your pants grow and grow
7.  Your chick will not settle for less, why should you?
8.  I heard John had to stop taking those capsules because he became too large, and his girlfriend complained it hurt
9.  PhallusAmpleWilliams  (?)
10.  Make your weapon esteemed
11.  Switch to Green Tea Like Oprah


Unknown said...

Yeah, sometimes they call me John.

Sweet Sassy Molassy said...

Show me who "they" are. Asses will be kicked.