Chloe: "Mom, I want my nickname to be dweeb."
Chloe: "Yeah, Chloe Bess Chockley Dweeb. Hahahahaha!"
Chip and Steph: "Ummmm..."
Steph: "And I have cinnamon rolls in the oven too!"
Chloe: "Boom Boom POW!"
Connor: "I wish we lived in Florida. And I wish it was Christmas everyday. Yeah, Christmas and Florida, every day."
Chip: "But Connor, if it were Christmas every day, it wouldn't be so special. Part of what makes Christmas special is--"
Connor: "--that we get PRESENTS!"
Chip: "--is that it only comes once a year. If it were every day, it wouldn't be very special."
Connor: "Well that doesn't make any sense."
Chloe: "And we lived next door to Michael Jackson!"
Chip and Connor: "?"
Chloe: "I wish we lived at (sic) Florida, and it was Christmas everyday, and Michael Jackson lived next door to us."
Connor: "Yeah, that we be awesome. But Michael Jackson would have to come back alive."
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